imaginary-boy-friends:

searching something up when everyone says dont do it image

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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huluhooping:

Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in. They didn’t stand a chance.

k009:

Unbelievable 

g1138:

A quickie i did the other day.

badlitmakestheworldgoround:

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Bernadine’s has always had a thing for trees. Has she finally found a tree that’s the one for her? Fingers crossed things get filthy!

the perfect book to read after watching guardians of the galaxy i reckon. 

(suggested by the lovely jadziwine) (also closeup of the cover because it’s a work of art)  

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zachiavelli:

buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

Hey what’s up guys it’s Ray from Achievement Hunter and we’re back in Pornhub for “The Scribe” achievement



jennyloggins:

IM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM

neckbearcl:

MY anaconda certainly wasn’t dope after that video with nicki.

???! what? who are you?!

admit it, you weren’t just interested in her personality….you lusted after her. you were attracted to her body! your innocuous purity had almost dissipated after your time with her! 

no! that’s not true!! her personality was all i saw as she posed in front of that chair! i never meant anything more than that!

tch, lying through your teeth will get you nowhere! you’re me! and obviously i’m you. the desire coursing through your veins….i felt it all! and i loved it!

no! stop it! you’re…….not me!

[battle music intensifies]

i am a shadow….your true self. now, why don’t you show everyone how lewd you truly are?

Zodiac Signs as Genres

funastrology:

Aries: Action/War
Taurus: Romance
Gemini: Thriller
Cancer: Documentary/Docudrama
Leo: Drama
Virgo: Non-Fiction
Libra: Reality/Political Drama
Scorpio: Horror/Detective
Sagittarius: Comedy/Adventure
Capricorn: Sci-Fi
Aquarius: Trivia
Pisces: Fantasy